Big Blue – Duke Miller’s Lumberjack GangBang

Being English, I’ve never really thought about the erotic nature of a lumberjack. We don’t have them across the Big Pond. It’d be like you guys fancying Chimney Sweeps, and I seriously doubt any dicks got hard watching Dick Van Dyke in Mary Poppins. Hence, Gawd bless ya, M’ar’ee Pa’wp’inz never had the same effect as suck my big red shiny axe. Unless, of course, you truly are perverted.Blue Blake is English too, so wonder why he felt the need to explore this avenue? Unless he’s about to sit the Citizenship Exam and one of the questions was Discuss gay men’s fascination with choppers and wanted to see for himself.Anyway, just prepare yourself for one of the most heart-pounding, jaw-dropping, pulse-racing, pant-wetting, non-stop, action-packed gay videos that, once seen, will never be forgotten!Blake is fascinated by straight guys who bend. This time straight guys get – or at least slightly coerced. I’ve always found it helps if you get them . Bring out the fire-water and the clothes will come spilling right off.During mail call (at what I assume is a retreat for tired horny lumberjacks) Blake, playing the Boss, gives them the guys the bad news – the bridge into town has collapsed, so there’ll be 1Cno pussy for the next six months 1D. Twenty-bucks says Blake dynamited it himself! He decides 1CWe’re gonna do what we always do in this situation. 1D (Hello? This is a regular occurrence?) 1CWe’re gonna draw straws and one of you is gonna be camp bitch. 1D Well, Miller’s had a few letters from his loving wife so he’s bound to lose, and lo and behold, he does. Welcome to Camp Bitch, sweetie. Wipe your feet on the way in.Of course, the guys don’t seem to be on an island per se, so why not look for pussy in the opposite direction of the collapsed bridge? But I’m just picking hairs.There the story ends as straight Miller is taken up to the porch and everyone acts out 1CI’m a lumberjack and I’m OK, I fuck all night and I fuck all day 1D. The musclestuds (mostly familiar Blake performers) surround him and Miller is to his knees to prove that Straight Bodybuilders still Do.Tattooed O’Hara is the first to enjoy Miller Time, his cock down Miller’s throat whilst the others beat off. And the dirty-talk begins with the usual 1Csuck that fat cock 1D and never stops. Stone samples his 1Ctulips 1D next, then seasoned Sizemore (displaying a fine pelt of hair) decides to make Miller’s mouth a little looser for the others by fucking it with a passion. Next up there’s Rock before baby-faced Michaels sees what Miller can do for him. Dick-Van-Dyke-for-real voiced Harvey decides he too wants to briefly bitch, sucking on Steele whilst the others surround Miller and don’t let him stop – even to catch his breath. They noisily make him swallow every last inch, verbally abusing and encouraging him with every sizzling slurp they receive.This remarkable al-fresco circle-suck is really reminiscent of an updated Joe Gage finale, or at least a well-lit version of one of Chi Chi LaRue’s hottest orgies, that Blake has not only amazingly managed to pull-off, but slightly out-class. (She won’t be a happy trannie right about now!)Miller discovers practice makes perfect – the more he sucks, the better he gets. He graduates to two cocks at once before being dragged to a table to continue his duties, whilst blonde Michaels eats out his soon to be stretched ass. (Guess these guys believe in giving a sucker an even break!) Everyone takes turns rimming Miller’s straight hole, and by the time Stone has gotten to sticking his tongue up there you can see Miller has forgotten all about his wife and lives to service these guys.If you haven’t got a woodie screaming for release at this point, what the hell is wrong with you? O’Hara, who has got the filthiest mouth of the bunch, would make the most jaded viewer lick the TV screen by now! This startling scene reminded me how truly dirty porn should be, and I never wanted it to stop. But our lumberjacks have some spooge to spill, so when Harvey suggests they all fuck Miller no-one needs to be asked twice.First up is McCormack, who performs a great service opening up Miller and shooting his load on his asscheeks before Michaels takes over and the other guys watch. Steele creates a spitroast by reminding Miller of his earlier oral duties. Stone rides the pony next, as Steele decides he wants a piece of that ass too, before it’s foul-mouthed O’Hara’s turn whom, with wonderful predictability, lets rip with some real raunchy humdingers: 1CYou like that big cock up your ass, you fucking bitch! 1D as Sizemore looks on, hoping he doesn’t talk to his family like that.Miller’s to the ground and held down by the guys as Steele works on that exposed manpussy, sending our sweat-drenched straight star even further towards Heaven, thanking God he picked the short straw after all. Last to sample Miller’s anal delight is Sizemore, who fucks like crazy in-and-out of the groaning-like-a-banshee ex-straight before christening Miller’s pecs with a string of pearly white globs. The others take this as a sign to release their own offerings from eager-to-be-emptied ballsacs. Nine loads later the well-used bottom releases his own brand of Miller Lite that mixes with the other guy’s batter.Blake pops his head round a tree and lets the post-cum gathering know that there are 1Cchicks 1D available after all. But chicks can only swallow worms – these pythons call for a man! So ends one of the hottest, searing, most intense all-out-fuckathons you’ll ever see.Blake has entered the troublesome land of gangbangs (where so many have got lost before), successfully navigating the rough terrain and coming out the other end smiling. But where can he go from here? I, for one, can’t wait to find out!-Froufrou A. Gogo